My dear friend Shmuly.

Those of us who ever had to experience affiliate marketing know about Shmuly (Shmugly) probably the cream of the cream, the best of the best of Affiliate Marketing relations. Yes, yes, if you want to get your program going you need Shmuly. There are few things that you need to provide before bringing Shmuly in to your office:

• Eye drops (this guy doesn’t get up from in front of the screen)
• Private office (you will not be able to keep a serious working environment when Shmuly does his thing)
• Gefilte fish (Yum, yum)
• Jewish girl (About time)
• And be very, very careful… Let me show you why.